*WAY TOO MANY INCIDENTS TO LIST, WHICH IS WHY IT’S ON THE SHOW, BUT THE “THREE STRIKES” GIST OF IT IS:

1. TOLD ME 13 TIMES, “Thank you for being so gracious with your time,” THEN DID A 360 AND PROCEEDED TO COMPLETELY DISRESPECT AND USURP AN EXTREMELY LARGE CHUNK MY TIME!

2. TOLD ME (WHILE CLEANING WITH WATER AND VINEGAR), “I don’t like using chemicals,” THEN DID A 360 AND HIT ME WITH THREE, SEPARATE, UNNOTIFIED, HEAVY DOSES, OF HIGHLY TOXIC GLUE FUMES THROUGH THE HEAT DUCTS. THE THIRD TIME WAS MIXED WITH A HIGH CONCENTRATION OF SHEETROCK DUST!!

3. TOLD ME NINE TIMES, “Let me know if there’s anything you need,” THEN DID A 360 AND REFUSED TO CLEAN UP THE MESS CREATED DURING THE FIRST 60 DAYS, WHEN I “NEEDED” IT!!!